Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
Get the Turd Flexmug. Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020
Get the preferred turdmug. All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 5, 2023
Get the Snow Turdmug. Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....
Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!
Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!
by Chris "The Outlaw" January 7, 2008
Get the Turd Shittermug. by d1rkd1ggler September 19, 2018
Get the Turd Flingermug. by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022
Get the Turd Wagonmug. by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
Get the Turd pussymug.