hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled

person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"

person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.

by anonymous June 4, 2024

Garstang town

Garstang is a town near morecambre and just outside of Lancaster. The canal streams through like wind and it’s a beautiful town. People fondly live in caravans there, and I don’t blame them. Except from having to scrape poo out of the portable toilet.

John: yo ima go garstang town.
Mike: why?
John: why not?
Mike: fair enough

by Garstanglover67 December 14, 2023

jay-town

What a guy calls a girl who is a friends with benefits, is used in public to keep secrecy

Friend: "why cant u hang out tonight"

The dude: "im taking a trip to jay-town."
Friend: "oooh gotcha."

by Studdlyduddlybubblyman October 30, 2015

London Town

London Town :
(famous album by wings, the band created by Paul McCartney in 72)

Today is a bit rainy day I want to listen to London Town

by London Town November 22, 2021

butt fuck town

when someone or something in located in a place thats uncommon

I live in _____
Thats a butt fuck town

by immrcrackpipe May 18, 2024

Oreo Town

It’s a town... made of Oreo...

Hey! Want to go to Oreo Town tomorrow?

by Perrified December 26, 2020

Small-town privilege

The ability to live in a small town in the United States, go to the local bars, and become a global expert at everything. Everything is inclusive to geopolitical events, foreign policy, matters of government, and military affairs. Generally speaking it is the same privilege as armchair quarterbacking an entire situation for which you have no involvement or experience in.

Man, that podunk town of Deposit, NY has some small-town privilege to it. Same people, same bars, and some inexperienced opinions about the rest of the world.

by Cowtownsucks321 November 3, 2021