Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Get the marbles out of your mouth

Urging someone to speak, sing, or write so that they can be heard or understood more clearly

You need to get the marbles out of your mouth — I could barely hear that last verse.

by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022

Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

crumpety-mouthed

(of an actor) quite eccentric, illogical

the crumpety-mouthed character of Charles Dance

by Betaic November 8, 2021

Flounder mouth

The physical reaction on someone's face, and in particular the involuntary contractions of the lips that occurs when an individual becomes extremely jealous or envious when hearing about the successes of others (family, friends, rivals, enemies) - usually this facial expession precedes a petty or otherwise disparaging comment. Often accompanied by the act of "Casting shade". See also - "Flounder Mode"

1. "Did you see Victor's face when Jimmy pulled up to the house in his brand new ride. Chrome was gleaming man. Yeah Vic got dat Flounder mouth real quick when he heard it was paid fo wit cash! "

2."Ohhh did you see last night !!?? Becky stay in Flounder Mode all night when she found out that she was actually the third round draft pick for Johnny. She was talking shit all night after he pulled the whole switcheroo right after they arrived at the party for a hotter chick. Dunno why she fighting so hard to swim upstream. She know she basic"

by Street poet December 27, 2019

beast mouth

That weird uncanny valley way that MrBeast has his mouth open in literally every thumbnail of his videos. Neither a gape of surprise nor laughing, or anything a real human would do except when …

B: Dude, why is Jerome in the hospital with a throat injury?
A: He *begged* me to deep throat my cock! He literally gave me *beast mouth*!
B: OK, in that case I get it. ^^

by Evi1M4chine August 9, 2023