i like chocolate milk

Used by retards who cannot spell "lactose intolerant".

retard: he is lactose and tolerant...
me: what?
retard: I like chocolate milk.

by Knuckles Muldoon August 18, 2010

milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

Bad Chocolate Milk

n. Referring to a fat black woman's thighs. Like when milk turns bad and it gets lumpy, it looks like cottage cheese.

Dude! Did you see that fat black chick? She had some crazy bad chocolate milk going on!

by Shinico May 16, 2010

u need some milk

when u fuck up something

(someone slips on ice) haha u need some milk!

by yermain September 7, 2016

lick the milk bowl clean

to lick all of the cum off of a girl after she cums

I want to lick the milk bowl clean.

by diamondjazz May 23, 2016

CHOCOLATE MILK GO DIE

CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM BROWN COWS YOU STUPID KINDERGARTERS GO DIE

I shot a cow in the head and ate he foot with my soggy chocolate milk go die kid

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

Milk man's day dream

When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.

Dude, I stole Debra's cow and I pulled a Milk man's day dream on it.

by Ginger Cat Attack December 26, 2019