Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
Get the take someone to best buymug. Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
Get the ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔mug. Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019
Get the best friendmug. by retrostalgic June 13, 2022
Get the Best Legitmug. If...
Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Get the The best possible outcomemug. — someone you wouldn’t mind spending a lot of time with
— someone you can trust and who trusts you
— someone who puts you before relationships
— someone who will do anything for you
— someone that wants to be friends with you over being popular or over other friends
— someone who makes you laugh
— someone who’s parents are your second parents
— someone you don’t get board of
— someone who knows more about you that you do
— someone you can trust and who trusts you
— someone who puts you before relationships
— someone who will do anything for you
— someone that wants to be friends with you over being popular or over other friends
— someone who makes you laugh
— someone who’s parents are your second parents
— someone you don’t get board of
— someone who knows more about you that you do
by jessica n April 28, 2019
Get the best friendmug. by Planet Tossing January 26, 2022
Get the Best Friendmug.