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Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.
You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
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Talking Benjamin the 2nd

Some people say he is the Walmart version of talking Ben. He is a minor Greek god and people worship him
Talking Benjamin the 2nd is soooo creamy

Bro I love that guy

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by Dr shart March 8, 2022
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lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more
Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*
by dandans January 17, 2022
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Talk to the principal

When a coworker tells on you and the boss calls you into their office to talk to them; Refers to the way kids have to talk to the principal when they get in trouble and makes fun of the way that the tattle tales are being childish.
Someone snitched on me, now I’ve got to go talk to the principal.
by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023
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Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks
bob has a talking-hammer
by The big pp boy February 6, 2023
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Talking about it

You refuse to do that and we see how well that worked for me.
Hym "I've been talking about it but nothing was gained. So, I'm just going to kill a child and myself."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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lad talk

Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.
"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"
by BigmanJames12399 January 25, 2018
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