take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex

I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!

by keri p March 03, 2010

His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

by Some other random guy November 30, 2020

Taking Over the N Word

When you're playing a MOBA and your team is way ahead.

"As an intellectual, I can say with full confidence that Lucio, the discerning hero, is the sole reason that we're taking over the n word.

by YosephLikesBiThings January 17, 2018

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass

A way to loose America's Got Talent intently

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass, WHERE'D IT GO? ITS UP MY ASS!!

by AceTheLemon November 10, 2022

what do you take me for

What sort of person do you think i am?

Go guns blazing?,what do you take me for,an idiot?

by 007 Styx October 29, 2017

someone who cant take a joke

Max and Declan cant take jokes for some random reason

Someone who cant take a joke needs to shut the hell up

by LBMSstudent March 30, 2023

I've got to take Justin home.

A bowel movement.

That Mexican food I ate for lunch ran right through me, I've got to take Justin home.

Also,

I have to take a wicked Stun.

by The Bob Cash May 13, 2011