take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex

I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!

by keri p March 12, 2010

His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

by Some other random guy November 30, 2020

can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022

Icy Roads, Take Me Home

Nostalgia over growing up and/or coming from in an 'icy' or snowy/cold environment.
An icy play on the saying 'Country roads, take me home'

Arman: You must like it here in the snow too?
Johnny: Icy roads, take me home.

by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

someone who cant take a joke

Max and Declan cant take jokes for some random reason

Someone who cant take a joke needs to shut the hell up

by LBMSstudent March 30, 2023

National take a picture of Aiden day

This is a day where you take a great picture of you friend aiden!!

Today is national take a picture of aiden day!

by Savvy336 April 23, 2021

I've got to take Justin home.

A bowel movement.

That Mexican food I ate for lunch ran right through me, I've got to take Justin home.

Also,

I have to take a wicked Stun.

by The Bob Cash June 7, 2011