The Sock

The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.

Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.

by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

sock skin

The little hard bits that form on the bottom of your sock.

"Whats that on the bottom of your sock?"
" Oh, just a little sock skin"

by wyl99 December 16, 2021

Socks

A name that is often used by non-binary people.

Non-binary person: How did you know I was non-binary?
Me: Your name is Socks.

by goblinqueer December 17, 2021

Get Your Socks Wet

When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh

Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?

Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.

by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021

Sock

It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.

It can be whatever color you like.

You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.

I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????

Just google it or whatever...

You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it

Tell me the truth

Person 1: what are you wearing on your foots?
Person 2: socks

by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021

The E or Sock

Very hot person, who is very hot in the poo poo shit club.

Have u seen The E or Sock?
U mean the hot person, very hot person?

by Gaymothbastard December 29, 2021

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 9, 2022