one way 

when a group of dudes/girls mess wit or fuck the same girl/dude.basically a team player.

"In the A we fuck wit peepul {da long way},but up in COV i fuck wit dem only one way."

one way by th@ K!DD January 12, 2010

One Eye Open 

Someone you are suppose to sleep with to avoid getting your ass beat. This person must get around a lot.

Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?

Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.

Boy: Good advice!

One Eye Open by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

one up 

to be straight forward with a person let them know what the deal is.

"I was one up with him when I told him I did not love him anymore instead of stringing him along".

one up by nikki May 13, 2005

one hitta quitta 

A person who commonly indulges in one night stands.

Uh-uh, if you want somethin real leave that nigga alone he's a one hitta quita

one hitta quitta by Jacqui January 2, 2004

one time 

One time is an expression used whenever you want something important to happen. That thing that you want to happen will usually be a game tipping act- should the thing you want to happen not happen, the night/game/whatever will end up far different than it would have should that thing have happened. It is a verb that expresses the desire for an action to occur.

It is used in hockey: a slap shot that comes directly off of a pass

It has shown up in movies and music: in the Little Giants this dialogue occurs:

Danny O'Shea: And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves...

Tad: One time.

Rudy Zolteck: One time.

Junior Floyd: Smiles Yeah... one time!

2-Pac uses one time in his song "All About You."

1. A baseball game between the Angels and Yankees is tied 3-3 in extra innings. You want the Yankees to win. The Yankees are at bat and the bases are loaded. A-Rod steps up the the plate, when the pitch is delivered you scream "ONE TIME," because it will only take one hit for the game to be won by the Yankees. Should that hit not occur, the game will end up differently.

2. At a party, your friend is hitting on a girl he has long had a crush on. If he kisses this girl, and she accepts his kiss, he will end up hooking up with her- an obviously desirable outcome. He moves in, from across the room you scream "ONE TIME," she kisses back. They leave the party and go to his apartment.

3. A beirut game is tied with each team having 1 cup left each. You shoot the ping pong and scream "ONE TIME" as the ball flies through the air, because it will only take one cup to win.

one time by MGE11 October 18, 2009

one punch mikey 

Retard who likes gay jokes due to his lack of confidence in his own sexual preferences, tries to mask his homosexuality by questioning other peoples sexuality.

My name is one punch mikey i am a loser

one punch mikey by Anonymous March 20, 2003

One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...

One Handed Bandit by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007