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David

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend
Jaden:david is so fucking gay and annoying

Lennox:totally but he can be nice
by Nubblys2 August 11, 2020
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David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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David

David is a PUNK
by Umexcusemewhat December 15, 2022
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David

A poet, such include: Life is a game of chess, a persons tears are like a flowing river, The shame of it, etc and etc. He could be the next world famous poet and you might not know it. He doesn't like to be called a poet though , but he is. So tease him about it until he follows his destiny.
OMG he is such a David
David the Poet is here
Omg Davids new line for his new poem is iconicccc
by tsohg. February 28, 2022
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David Lamar Haynes jr

A man with a huge fucking cock. This man has all the bitches and and is very good looking. is very good at b02
David Lamar Haynes jr is a god
by im_david November 22, 2021
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David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV
Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.
by wanker321 October 9, 2017
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