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Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
by Iron_tech September 23, 2012
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ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.
by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021
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Ninjaing

To behave (or attempt to behave) in a ninja-esque manner, with agility, skills, subtlety, and stealth.
I was ninjaing my way around the house in the dark because I didn't want to wake the kids.
by KnightSmithJones July 6, 2022
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ninja battle

An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).

"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.

the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.

the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.

when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.

falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.

a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
by JFlux June 7, 2014
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Ninja

Another word for nigga. A term used to be less controversial than “nigga”. Can be used interchangeably with nicca also.
That ninja got me messed up.

Girl, leave that ninja!
by T. Mighty March 14, 2019
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ninja

ninja (verb) - to skillfully take an object without being detected
Hey when you go to Wal-Mart could you ninja me some 5 hour energy drinks.
by twindragon November 12, 2010
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ninja

The white-man's version of the N-word.
"My ninja!", "Ninja, what did you say?", "Calm down ninja!"
by manmadman July 12, 2020
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