by PajamaPro January 3, 2018

muffin is the greatest person you will ever meet,kind funny and friendly. the best friend you will ever have and will keep you safe
by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

a dumbass or a pain in the ass
by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024

The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
