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your mom

Is gay.
by YourDadIsHome October 13, 2020
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mom humor

The sarcastic humor that only mom's can understand, they also usually display it when talking to their offspring when other mothers are around just to impress said mothers.

Often annoys offspring.
Child: Mom I'm bored.
Mom: Well then go clean your room *smiles at other moms who are laughing*

Typical Example of mom humor.
by Beeawnkuh August 18, 2011
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Your Mom

by ldkick July 6, 2011
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Beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who fiends for the color beige this mother will only give their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with dress them in only beige you may be wondering why would a mother deprive their child of a bright colorful life well these mothers go feral for even a speck of dust that doesn’t match their beige aesthetic therefore being a sad beige mom with sad beige babies
Hey dude did you see Shelly’s new TikTok”

“Yea dude she is really Turing into a beige mom”
by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023
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ur mom

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom
by ghghhghg October 19, 2019
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Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.
I smash your mom
by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019
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You're mom

You: I love mom !
You're dad: She's a fat whale
Fat whale : You're mom
by You're dad 69 November 10, 2021
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