Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

Bernards Middle School by hardboi February 3, 2020

monroe middle school 

a random school named after a army dude who committed suicide for his comrades.

(Conspiracy theory: I think the school just tries to get money too)

Monroe Middle School is a school of school like school things.

monroe middle school by TheFreshMilk February 27, 2020

rolesville middle school

one of the worst fucking schools but i mean hey, at least its better than heritage. if you go to rolesville you're either a basic white bitch, a furry, or a wannabe ghetto ass hot cheeto girl. there's also fights literally every day and the principal looks like Al McWhiggin from Toy Story.

"Brooo, I heard there was another fight going down at Rolesville Middle School. This time it's between the overweight kid with no friends & the Mexican kid who doesn't speak English."

rolesville middle school by joemamaxoxoroblox April 2, 2020

Wylie middle school 

Wylie middle school Is the school where literally anything can happen but it’s never anything good it is the middle school for kids going to rouse high school so they keep the kids expectation low

“Hey did you know the librarian at Wylie middle school went to prison for drug smuggling “
“Really again “

Wylie middle school by Kid that goes to Wylie May 16, 2020

Stafford Middle School 

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.

Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!

Stafford Middle School by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020

strayer middle school 

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.

“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place”

strayer middle school by crackheadmack June 4, 2020

centerville middle school 

A place for sluts, autistic kids that ruin the learning environment, and fucking annoying gay faggot teacher. possibly the worst school ever to exist tbh.

Centerville middle school
MAI - “Hey have you went to CMS?”
CHINK - “I fucking hate that shitty school I ejaculated in the bathrooms and I almost fucking died. Guacamole Nigga Penis

centerville middle school by GaBeBitches June 22, 2020