listo's law

Listo's law: Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it.

Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok

by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018

Yung Laws

A skank from Ontario who used to sneaky link with Roy. She posts slutty TikToks with her tits hanging out to get attention from middle aged men but likes it most when she gets it from her "Robby Wobby." Their most recent hookup was inside a Harris Teeter grocery store but the relationship ended after Roy decided she was getting too old

"Hm! I can't wait until March 28th, 2025 when WE are going to take Yung Laws to the Eiffel Tower!"
-Roy

by Big Barth October 15, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"

Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law in reality

by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023

Trafalgar D. Water Law

A very sexy man from the anime One Piece. He is 6'3" tanish, tattoos, muscley, has medium/shortish length black, wavyish, hair, he has grey eyes but gold in the manga. He has a goatee, he has a nice voice and he says "room shambles" he's a doctor, a swoardsman and a captian

Man, trafalgar d. Water law is so fine. I want law to bring me to pound town 😔

by Ggg_ooogle July 16, 2025

Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.

Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."

by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025

plasma viral law breaker

this is when someone records a viral post and doesnt include the original creator of the post that went plasma viral, and steal all their content. the punishment is the worst death possible instantly. otherwise the creator dont mind you making him more famous and loving him, but if no one knows its him, whats the point?

he wanted to steal that guy content so he would get rich instead of him and make him homeless and die, what a plasma viral law breaker.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 25, 2022