Jake

The worst person ever. Hes your best friend then hes a dick.

Jake: hi how are you
Me:good
To years later

Jake: what's up lazy bones
Me:shut up

by Tristan brenner October 30, 2019

Jake

Jake is a kind and loving person who will never leave you if he ever came into your life. He is always be nice but does have an angry side.

Oh look, here comes Jake

by Bootyboi123 November 21, 2021

Jake

A very gay man and ugly squirrel

*Watching the Grinch

Do you see the grinch he looks like A Jake

Yessir

by GrinchHater April 8, 2019

Jake

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘

Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable

by Ellie sharp May 9, 2018

jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers

I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.

by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021

Jake

A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.

“That guy has great hair”
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”

by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021

Jake

He lies about loving people like Mexicans /Americans cos he’s a lunchbox friend

Jake : I love u

Bill:fuck u gay boi

by Shit on a rug September 7, 2019