oreo gods

The deciders of many yes-or-no questions. When asking a question, designate which side will be yes and which side will be no. Ask the question aloud and turn the oreo. The cream will be on the side with the answer from the gods.

Nick: Is Patrick gay? -points to right side- Yes -points to left side- No

-turns the oreo, which most of the cream is on the Yes side-

Nick: HA HA HA THE OREO GODS SAY YOU ARE!

by MAHmooseMAH October 7, 2009

take it to god

Used as an alternative for "save it"

When someone is bitching on you or whatsoever

Joe- "Why do you have to be like this?"
Ben- "Man, take it to god"
Joe- "Fuck you"

by coocooforcocoapuffsyeah January 19, 2011

GOD SAYS NO!

1. When something is given, and then immediately taken away.

2) When playing call of duty and immediately destroying any air support the other team gets.

1) I was walking home, and I found this winning lottery ticket, but when I went to cash it, turns out the thing was expired. Like "God says NO!"

2) Gamer 1: "Hey guys I just got all my killstreaks, here's a UAV, Harrier, and Support Chopper."

Other team shoots down all of them.
Gamer 2: "God says no, Bitch"

by Shaun McCall. May 16, 2011

Mino God

A god that can summon minos in the ocean. He protects all minos.Some say he can be located in Miami or Marco Island. He is also called Paul the Masforroll.

All minos fear the wrath of the Mino God.

by Wherez Zi Flag!!!!! July 7, 2008

God happened

Somebody that was once a cool and fun party-person, but "saw the light" and is now someone you avoid at all costs (A.K.A. a newly converted Christian)

Amber: Kaylee? Awe man, she used to score me the best shit ever.
Mira: Yeah, too bad God happened.

by zeljko January 30, 2009

man god

One who is a legend among ordinary men, is capable of withstanding unthinkable amounts of alcohol without being phased, shows no mercy, and still leaves time to party after a hard day of kicking ass.

Justin is a true man god, kicking the devil's ass like that.

by Mutt613 January 3, 2009

god box

Pipe organ, especially in a church.

E. Power Biggs was one of the greatest god box players of all time.

by pentozali May 5, 2013