A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph December 9, 2015
A guy that comes from a lower-income/urban neighborhood who catches the attention of most girls (and possibly guys) in the neighborhood, and fucks with damn-near none of them, although he is very charismatic, charming, and respectful. Not to be confused with a fuck-boy.
Tupac was looking so cute today. He was being funny and stuff and complimenting my hair and everything. but I don't think he was really checkin' for me. He was just being nice. He a sweet prince of the ghetto.
by Andra Jean December 11, 2017
by Gilbo $waggins February 14, 2017
the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls May 29, 2013
A run-down neighborhood, complete with random gunfire, broken-down cars and the sound of police helicopters (ghetto birds), also one of the only places to find affordable rent.
by Timovich July 1, 2022
A guy who is a want to be thug, thinks they are street, talks a big game, does not know how to work a gun.. only knows how to take pictures with one, also referred to as a lame, scaredy-cat, fake flexer, or clout chaser.
Darrius: You heard about Derrick…I heard he’s pussy ghetto.
Jeremy: Oh yeah? We just robbed him yesterday….
Jeremy: Oh yeah? We just robbed him yesterday….
by Motaylor May 4, 2022
by Buke Da Maniac February 10, 2021