Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

I'll Have what She's having

When you use her intimate juices to lube up your jerky before putting on the rubber. (troj)

Yes, this is Timothy, I'll have what she's having, besides the kids.

by drscrew January 24, 2024

International have sex with a latino day

November 21st everyone has to find a latino to have sex or send nudes to

girl International have sex with a latino day
I know tonight am gonna find a good latino

by lamigraiscoming November 13, 2019

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".

CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by BlepgTheAcuraNSXGuy2018 December 16, 2022

I just wanna have fun

Something girls say as an excuse to be a whore

When a girl says “ I just wanna have fun” that’s ur cue to run.

by Cloud44049 May 31, 2024

Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025