shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017

Hard to watch

Yeah, hey, I doubt it. Let's, see it. I want to see EXACTLY what happened.

Hym "Yeah, no, hard to watch? Probably not. I've probably seen worse. Let's see it. Leave a link next time."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022

Hard lines

Bad luck, usually not due to ones own fault.

Footballer 1: *Pass gets intercepted*
Footballer 2: “That’s hard lines”

by NotInferno045 January 21, 2022

Cold Hard Rocky

Any cold alcoholic beverage from cold beer to hard liquor on the rocks (ice)

I had a Cold Hard Rocky at Jines Bar and Grill.

by Tommy Dollar December 19, 2023

Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all

Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke

by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018