cocksucker face

a bitch who sucks cock or a landlord that is a fuckin goof cuz we all know what they can be like or just a good name for someone

"man that bitch sucks lots of cock, yeah man shes a cocksucker face thats for sure"

"landlord says, you owe me $25 from last month, fuck you cocksucker face"

by v551man August 31, 2007

face shitter

One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.

Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble

Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?

by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007

plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.

Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"

by Ricksen June 6, 2009

your face

what rhiannon says all the time.

halmark lady: this purse is ugly.
rhiannon: yeah, well your face is ugly!

rhianno: what's a 'violen'? i play a 'violin'.
britty: uh, your face is a violen!

by brittyfuckingrobbins November 5, 2004

butter face

The reason why paper bags were invented.

Nikki's got one hell of a body. Yeah she's a little repulsive in the face, but that's nothing a paper bag can't fix.

by Insanity132 July 28, 2005

Pwned In the Face

To be shot in the face with bodily fluids.

That ho got pwned in the face last night.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Gooch Face

1. Someone who has a really bad, fugly face which obviously looks like a gooch. ( mainly gingers ).
2. Someone whos face somewhat reminds you of a gooch.
3. Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly and Fugly.

1. " Wow dude she has a GOOCH FACE! "
2. " Holy cow Ms Olds has a GOOCH FACE! "
3. " GOOCH FACE, GOOCH FACE! "

by Legally Quiffe June 29, 2009