when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
by Millsygirl May 07, 2023
A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
A place of education in Elgin, Scotland. Known for being terrible and making you feel as though you have become dumber rather then smarter.
Person 1: You going to Moray College?
Person 2: I would much rather slide a glass tube into my urethra and hit it with a hammer.
Person 1: ..... Oh.
Person 2: I would much rather slide a glass tube into my urethra and hit it with a hammer.
Person 1: ..... Oh.
by LegBiter January 30, 2018
The scuzz and gross gunk at the bottom of a recycling bin, usually consisting of a combination of beer, pretzels, Gatorade and the occasional Cheez-It.
by twillywithmilly November 02, 2020
by Hatandle May 05, 2018