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duder bro

your cool buddy that you hang out with
by collmike April 26, 2021
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bro fix

The act of picking up a lacrosse stick and cradling it around for a short amount of time to fulfill the desire to bro out.
Bro, where's your spoon I need a bro fix right now.
by Bro-man 123 February 22, 2011
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Bro Headache

1. A mild inconvenience for the average human being, a bro headache is a major pain in the ass for for a young, well-off male. Bro headaches include filing TPS reports and other mundane bullshit, providing any sort of authorized/signed documentation for any reason at all, rescheduling any event, giving any sort of presentation at work, going to work dinners, going on dates with a long time girlfriend, or just anything that doesn't involve maximum drinking or relaxation. In many cases, bro headaches will go on ignored until someone else goes out of their way to fix it for you. If a bro accumulates too many bro headaches at once, this can lead to a bro funk.

2. An actual headache, as in a pain in your head, induced by drinking, smoking, and heavy cocaine use. These generally occur on Sundays and Mondays. They can be alleviated by a glass of scotch or pounding several after-work beers. Benders also temporarily delay this type of bro headache.
Bro, I got hammered and was doing a bunch of lines last night and now my boss wants me to give a presentation this afternoon on the work I should have been doing over the weekend. It's chill, cause I'm a serious bro, but it's a major bro headache in any case. On top of that I have a bro headache from the partying I was doing.
by SenorCantos September 24, 2012
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Bro-mangle

The act of three male buddies doing something fun together that excludes their significant others.
1. Two guys is a bro-mance, three makes a bro-mangle.

2. Hunny, I'm going to have a bro-mangle tonight with Jim and Bob. We're going camping in the woods.
by jeffrey5fingerz July 31, 2013
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bro line

A slang word for a tank top tan line.
"My bro line is so bad this year"
by matedate88 August 22, 2012
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jasons bro

is sooooooo fucking hot he will melt you at first sight, you will never get over jasons bro
shahnee: ohhhh whos that

belinda: i dont know but they are hot

jason: that my bro

shahnee: omg its jasons bro
by jasonsbrotherishot September 6, 2011
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Sno Bro

A black guy who skis alot. A black man that is skilled at skiing,
He's a real sno bro, I've seen him at the mountain every weekend.
by philbike January 4, 2010
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