”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.
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A badass Roblox duo consisting of Cookie and Fynn, also known as Apple, also known as Shyron, Also known as Zypher, also known as Rex, Also known as Taihan, also known as T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A U G H T E R, Formerly known as Nick, also known as Papyrus, also known as Asriel, Also known as Annoying BASTARD also known as a bunch more shit nicknames im too lazy to type :>
COOKIE AND APPLE BACK AT IT AGAIN
Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E
(Apple is a crazy bitch)
Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E
(Apple is a crazy bitch)
by ZypherCreator2.0 May 26, 2020
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An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.
An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.
O YES, O YES PUT IT IN JONNY! MAKE ME DRIBBLE! Later after intercourse, Jonny
I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.
I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.
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Get the apple yeast mug.A large fruit to shove up your ass and start moaning very loudly, you mught even start creaming. But your so fucking lonely with your sad sorrow single life that i dont care about and is basically worthless to the world is too single that you had to read the first sentence since your horny ass is single and ugly and you probably stick stuff up your ass because your in heat. You have probably watched p0rn or gacha heat just to see sex or naked people, I wouldnt be suprized if your lonely ass draws hentai since youll never expirence it with someone since nobody gives a single fuck about your fugly ass and you probably suck in bed. Now stop reading this shit and go get a life unless you wanna motherfucking read this all because nobody would ever hang out with a horny bitch who shoves rocks up their ass like you so how about you start fucking yourself or watch nasty motherfucking porn because your moaning ass wants to be a stripper and have sex with old man. Not to mention but this is why your mom doesnt want you, and if shes dead that might be why your an asshole. Now go watch your little gay sex or obama x trump x biden fanfics because thats just watch annoying ass bitches who are extremly horny like you do, now bye little motherfucking asshole who is still reading this shit.
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"This apple is so tasty."
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