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Your little cousin wants to play 

The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)
Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!
Joe - Why am I single.
Mama - Your face.
your face by chicken legpiece January 22, 2021

Your boy leigh 

An animator from Ireland who can barely animate
(Also is uh oh stinky)
"Yknow your boy leigh "
"Yeah"
"Lmao"
Your boy leigh by Legi_boi February 28, 2021

your left nut 

me nigga.
your left nut: your left nut
where the fuck is mario judah, i like big dicks in my buttcrack
your left nut by your left nut March 16, 2021

Your mom 

A fat person who absolutely hates you
Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil
Your mom by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

your city gave me asma 

pain. absolute pain.

(Album By Wilbur Soot go check it out it's great, it talks about insecurities how cool is that 👻)
Person 1 : Wow what's your favorite song or album?

Person 2 : 'Your City Gave Me Asma" By Wilbur Soot *cutely starts crying*