A phycological method of torture only fit for the suffering of the underworld. And you fifth graders thought you were excited to get out of your pathetic elementary school? Get suited up for numerous mental breakdowns a week caused by a crap ton of
useless homework.
Most of the air headed basic white
girls are just some wannabe
bitches that
fail their exams cause “that’s not gonna matter when I’m famous!” Honestly a select few of the guys are
chill, but most dudes here look like their twelve year old selves are going to frat parties every night after school.
If you got into TPA or
PA, life is gonna suck for you. I thought that I could make it through math easy like I did in elementary school. Answer: NO. You wouldn’
t even want to know how many times I’ve nearly cried in my upper-level math class. LA gives you the most pointless homework of all, and believe me when I say it is SO TIME CONSUMING. If you signed up for chorus, my prayers go out to you. I took chorus for a year and it was the dullest 45 minutes, that I’ve ever sat through. And I was super excited for it too. It is utterly horrendous tho. Like awful. So bad. Makes me want to vomit.
Long story
short,
fail fifth grade. Fail it twice. Do
whatever shit you can to escape this nest of darkness. After you enter you never come back the same. Just lifeless shells of what could’ve been.
Person a: “MY
BLOOD RUNS ON STRAIGHT CAFFEINE THAT I JUST END UP CRYING OUT AT THE END OF EACH
HEART WRENCHING DAY.”
Person b: hmmmm... let me guess...do you go to Connecticut’s circle of hell, Fairfield woods
middle school?!
