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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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University of Bahrain

A university which is racist and discriminates against non-bahrainis. A university where you actually must hunt for a good doctor otherwise you're fucked. Everywhere you go, you'll see a wave of black abayas and they nearly always take all the seats in the bus and if you're a male, you'll have to wait for the next bus. A university where people smoke in front of the "no smoking" sign. Its cheap tho...

Oh almost forgot, no one knows how to drive here.
Guy 1: You going to apply to University of Bahrain after school?
Guy 2: I don't know man, I heard they're racist but it's cheap as fuck.
by BitchBad123 February 22, 2020
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universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.
Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.
by 360blazeit March 24, 2024
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The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
by BlkFlg August 10, 2024
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Tricoci University

A big fat school full of ugly loser bitches. That’s all!!!!
Do you go to Tricoci University?
No….they’re all losers there.
by Truthtruthtruthtruth August 20, 2022
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Daniel's Universe

Daniel's Universe, known as Veronica Rose Sazura. Daniel's love of his life. He swore he layed heart eyes on her till now, the special place for her in his heart never disappeared.
Daniel: You are my universe, Daniel's Universe.
now cmere lemme smooch my bb
by NinisDanDan June 16, 2020
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phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024
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