lucky turd monkey

he is a lucky turd monkey
by pooplkeis September 25, 2020
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The Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. After that, you dump the bucket on your head. This is a combination of the Turd Bucket Challenge and Chicken Bilch.
"Bro, the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is too easy, we gotta upgrade to the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge"
"You right"
by Tinkle Stinky June 05, 2025
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Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.
Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”
by BeauFool June 04, 2025
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turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
by Piperrydes May 03, 2022
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Registered turd

A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.
by December 01, 2022
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Turd tugger

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you
Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor
by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018
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Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 08, 2010
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