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Sex farts

Farts farted during anal that are very stinky
by Fuck2013 May 6, 2020
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Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart
by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020
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Fart Router

“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”
by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020
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Fart smeller

An anti- compliment taking the first letters of the words smart feller and switching them with eachother.
by moneytrees98 September 8, 2020
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Bong fart

When you cup your ass with your hand in the shower and let it fill with water and then fart through it. The smell is tenfold.
That bong fart was fucking brutal luv
by Roddy Blow September 16, 2020
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inside fart

You are at the brink of passing gas, but you are in a place you can’t expel. So, you suck the fart back in and rip one inside yourself. Your stomach then creates the flatulent noise, but everyone just thinks you are hungry. This is the inside fart.
I was meeting my girlfriend’s parents for the first time and had to let one go, but instead I decided to inside fart.
by Chocolate Assholes September 23, 2020
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ventriloquist fart

A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
by Omphalos October 26, 2012
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