exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022

just put the shrimp on the barbie

derived from the gen z line "just put the fries in the bag", this is the Australian version of it.

Crikey cunt! you really got nothing throughout the entire arvo... just put the shrimp on the barbie and let the roos hop to us mate.

by vidi September 17, 2025

i'm just a girl

when life gets too complicated you just need to sit back and and realise that you are just a girl and you can make mistakes

i failed my driving test but i'm just a girl.

by just a g1rl December 6, 2023

You just burnt the/da toffee

You just messed up

Dawm this chick is O.Ding on you. I think "you just burnt the/da toffee" mate.

by Wellned September 23, 2012

i just like gaslightinf u

i am a gay pedophelic man who is also a child molester

owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"

by ilovevanessa123 May 17, 2022

Just tugging your sack

Essentially “just pulling your leg”, but with a twist.

Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister”

Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”

Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”

by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025