Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019

Walking shit

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.

Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit

by kamikazepig December 25, 2017

Walk the dog

This is a play on “packing the beans” where both a hard dick and testicles are placed into a receiving asshole, however this time, the receiver is on hands and knees on the floor,, and the bean packer is standing by right behind them (of course with their balls and dick in the receivers asshole) they then proceed to walk around the room on all fours, with the packer following them, at this point it appears like the person who is “packing the beans” is walking a dog as they are connected via balls and dick in receivers asshole.

Damn that was crazy last night I walk the dog, she moved to fast and I thought she rip my nuts off!!

by Wett noodle June 23, 2023

brotha walk

How some black people walk with a limp or slight limp to look cool

Aye yo Nick is a real nigga, you should see his brotha walk.

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Walking Orgasm

Caden in anything he wears when any female sees him.

Caden is such a walking orgasm.

by AnonFtb11 April 23, 2018

Wet Walking

Putting on a freshly used cum sock and walking around in it like normal.

Oh wow, he's Wet Walking all the way to the 7/11!

by Yakay April 8, 2023

Sauce Walk

Walking from one bathroom that does not have toilet paper to another bathroom that has toilet paper after doing the business

Mags: *walking to other bathroom”
H: “Are you doing the sauce walk right now”
Mags: “No! I just don’t have any more toilet paper in my bathroom now! I had enough thank you very much”

by Gumby404 September 7, 2025