2 birds 1 stone

Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456

G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.

P1: 2 birds 1 stone.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

Kill Two Stones, With One Bird

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.

Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

What's the word, dead old bird?

A funny way of saying 'what's up'.

Person 1: What's the word, dead old bird?
Person 2: Nothing much.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023

I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

by Regicidal October 31, 2013

Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."

If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.

by E.Sotes April 10, 2011

wet birds don't fly at night

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006

Killing all birds with two stones

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.

Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

by brandonmarshall15 October 17, 2013