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Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024
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Clock that tea

To be in an argument or debate and someone said something you easily prove them wrong that's when the phrase "clock that tea "takes place
person 1: that's why you shoes raggedy

Person 2:that is why yo mama dead what shoes she got on?
person 3" you clocked her tea girl'
the girl spoke back smartly so person 3 said "clock that tea girl"
by ninja.turtle.lover March 5, 2025
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Arizona tea

A drink that a lot of people love probably only cause it’s 99 cents or they just love tea like I do. Also a Drink that will always be cheap and tastes good asf everyday.
Omg Arizona tea is the best cheap drink everrrrrrrrrr
by My life is an L.com June 1, 2022
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Tea Time

by shelicka February 17, 2021
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Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.
"You have been tea cosied bitch!"
by obvk July 13, 2020
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Tea R.J

A therapist who seduces patients in an attempt to destroy them.

Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.
Hey did you hear about Aaron?

No, is he okay?

He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.

Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.
by Thebackground May 17, 2025
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Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole
damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea
by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 25, 2022
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