Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Tree

Another word to say three (by retards)

I have TREE apples (I have three apples)

by poteticman June 30, 2021

Tree magnet

A bad or reckless driver who often hits trees with their vehicle.

"That guy is a total tree magnet, can't keep those birches away from him."

by Jmc9705 February 19, 2019

The Dollar Tree

When your girl is shopping and you run up and nut on her leg without her knowing

I was trying to buy some Fabuloso and my boyfriend came up and hit me with the Dollar Tree.

by Tmoney21 July 11, 2024

wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

Palm Tree

Very tall object and/or person; Because palm tree can be very tall in real life.

1. He is such a palm tree.
2. Ask your palm tree friend to help you grab the object on the upper shelf.

by sharerainbows March 15, 2023

grump tree

Green tree that hang over at the top.

Look at that tree that hands over, it looks like a grump tree.

by Dkemp42 February 28, 2022