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Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.
Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?
by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016
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fart breeze

An activity in which people inhale each other's farts or in some cases some goes into a public place smelling for farts to inhale
Example 1 Guy 1: Hey man did you try that party last night. Guy 2: yeah it seemed good but then everyone started fart breezing
Example 2 BRO! Are you trying to fart breeze me your not gonna get your money's worth I wipe really well so back off
by Thnvn24876 February 12, 2018
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speckled fart

Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.
Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.
by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021
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fart launcher

When you take a fart, cup it in your hands and act like you're launching a Kamehameha
Dude did you hear what Dave did to Steve?

Nah man I didn't.

He did a fart launcher on him!
by Lunchboxvg July 16, 2021
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gamer fart

When a girl farts out of her pussy, a queef.
"I was hanging out with my girlfriend yesterday, she made a loud gamer fart. Smelled like fish."
by walmartlover69 July 3, 2021
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ventriloquist fart

A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
by Omphalos October 26, 2012
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fart tarp

"I need to go out and buy some new fart tarps, all my old ones have holes in 'em."
by Discardedbard July 12, 2012
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