Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.
Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.
Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?
Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.
Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?
by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016
Get the Root fart mug.An activity in which people inhale each other's farts or in some cases some goes into a public place smelling for farts to inhale
Example 1 Guy 1: Hey man did you try that party last night. Guy 2: yeah it seemed good but then everyone started fart breezing
Example 2 BRO! Are you trying to fart breeze me your not gonna get your money's worth I wipe really well so back off
Example 2 BRO! Are you trying to fart breeze me your not gonna get your money's worth I wipe really well so back off
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Get the fart breeze mug.Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.
Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.
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Get the gamer fart mug.A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
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