Beef

1. A grudge against someone

2. meat from a cow

Need to buy a pound of beef from the butcher.
My beef with Ranaldo

by dino10 August 1, 2017

beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.

John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Beef-huffer

One who huffs beef, that is, engages in very long but listless, unenthusiastic blowjobs.

Man, Alexis came over last night and huffed my beef all the way through Ocean’s 11. What a beef-huffer!

by Beefhuffer July 18, 2024

Beef Slushie

The act of Jamming one’s penis into the anal region of another human, whilst filling the cavity with crushed ice.

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Treo G Warner - Founding Member of Beef Bum Crew

Wow! That Beef Slushie really sorted me out after last nights Lamb Bhuna Curry.

by Wanawasolls May 1, 2023

Beef Steeping

The female version of teabagging.

"After she blasted him with a rocket launcher she ran over to his corpse and repeatedly beef steeped him in the face before he respawned. A fine example of beef steeping. "

by TheGingerRanger September 24, 2023