Stupid sexual

When you are in love with a stupid person

Guy-hey want to maybe go on a date?
Me-no iam stupid sexual

Guy-what does that mean?
Me-iam attracted to stupid people

by Lilli.mal January 20, 2021

K pop sexual

When you are a k pop stan and you are really attracted to the members of groups and you are a fucking simp and can't have a gf/bf because you like Korean boys/girls

person: I like you
k pop sexual: are u a Korean girl/boy
person: no
k pop sexual: k bye

by Miho.jghk January 22, 2021

sexual bases

1st base: kissing
2nd base: handjob
3rd base: deepthroat
shortstop: anal
home run: sex

Hey, what sexual bases did you get to last night?
home run!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan February 5, 2021

wednesday sexual intercourse

woo wednesday+sexual intercourse.

this is a phrase used by maroun tarabey

it can be used while talking about toes.

person1: i like toes

person2: bro gay
person1: Shut the fuck up shit the fuck we did Wednesday sexual intercourse

by what yes February 6, 2021

harJas-sexual

this is sexuality defined by one infinitely respected trait, the overwhelming attraction to a sexy being named harJas. Their immediate presence lights up the atmosphere as time almost stops, giving butterflies everywhere. THIS HOT GODDESS IS THE ONLY GODDESS OUT THERE EVERYONE SHOULD BE HARJAS-SEXUAL

girl: im harJas-sexual
boy: BOWS DOWN AND STARTS CRYING AS U SHOULD

by drowningineyeliner February 11, 2021

Sexual-Karen

Closely related to a “Karen” A “sexual-Karen” is a girl that only considers what she wants in sexual play. Odds are you are doing everything wrong anyways. If she isn’t happy no one is. On top of it she will deny she is a sexual-Karen because she cannot be wrong in her eyes.

Tim:hey baby do you like when I touch you like this?
Ashley: you’re doing it all wrong make circle.. harder... slower... you know what I’m not in the mood anymore.
Tim: Geesh stop being a Sexual-Karen.
Ashley: I’m not, but good luck getting laid for the next week.

by Moosegator February 28, 2021

Intellectual Sexual

When a person is sexually attracted to an individual, because of their intelligence.

When I hear him/her/they speak about deep things and intellectual topics, I get turned on. I think I am an Intellectual Sexual.

by Chastity Queen March 6, 2021