Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

sam

a boy or girl who happpens to have a big ass cock

oh fam that boy had a sam

by pee pee man August 10, 2019

Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

sam

a legendary cunt who is rlly rlly good at rugby and it not fat at all

i would totaly slay a sam

by ralphmcgillan2009 September 19, 2022

Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.

Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!

by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 2, 2024

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016