Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Jicky Muffin

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?

Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins.

by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022

Jicky Muffin

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?

Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins, my little Rag-a-Muffin.

by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022

TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

muffin gf

Someone who is dating known minecraft youtuber, BadBoyHalo

(Made as a joke from a dating roleplay asmr video)

My little muffin gf <3

by CupcakeHalø July 1, 2022

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

Muffin

Food for Breakfast

I had a muffin on way to work

by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022