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bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."
by whobedat June 18, 2015
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Crinch Monster

Evil and Sinister Monsters birthed from the depths of hell of Anti-Spashal force origin that are summoned following an event that creates massive levels of cringe unbearable to the Anti-Crinch forces of this dimension. Their main purpose is to posses innocent soles and give them away to the Crinch Demon (Causing 'Crinch possession'). They were originated by Mr.Crinch (Current leader of the Crinch initiator force) when he left the 'Anti-Spashal force' to create his own order. The 'Anti-Bruh Police' was created by the 'Spashal Adishon' especially for the purpose of exterminating these monsters and slaying them before they cause another 'Crinch Posession' (eg. turning an innocent girl into a BTS fan). Obviously these battles are not viewable by Non-Spashals or Non-Anti-Spashals since they take place in the Spashal/Anti-Spashal Ralm.
"Did she just sing a Doja-Cat lyric out loud? Oh no that might summon the Crinch monster"
by Thamboomaster69420 February 26, 2022
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Monzer Monster

A real man who grew a beard when 11 years old. The creator of "Gentlemanspil". Big man, Big heart, Big Cock, Big Beard.
"Wow that guy is huge, he must be MONZER MONSTER."
by bigdicklover1234567897544 September 10, 2021
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crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore
I have created a crock monster
by Lil red ridding hood June 7, 2017
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Content Monster

Someone who abuses social media and posts anything and everything whether it’s real or fake for clout and followers. They believe they are influencers or really want to be.
TikTok is filled with videos of Content Monsterscatching their friends cheating with their boyfriends.”
by RedQueen77 May 4, 2020
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Monster

A social construct. A monster can be based on looks or behavior. Something that is considered physically monstrous may not have monster-like morals. Someone who participates in monstrous behavior but is considered physically appealing, may not be considered a monster. It is often that what is a monster is based on looks rather than actions and those who have monstrous morals are the ones who call those who are physically different, monsters.
What makes someone a monster? I think it depends on ones values.
by anonymous May 7, 2022
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Virgin Monster

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 5, 2021
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