Monkey Bang

From the hours 12AM-4AM you can run into garages sideways at full speed with the intent to make large dents and/or holes in the garage.

“Yo, me and the boys just monkey banged that garage and totally destroyed it.”

by monkeybanger69 August 4, 2020

monkey hitler

its hitler if he was monkey, which would be funny,

i think.

"oh no monkey hitler"

- every american soldier

by not josh ok bye September 7, 2020

sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.

I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey

by 1aputa September 14, 2017

There's no protocol for monkeys

When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.

"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"

by VintageCola May 11, 2018

Poke the Monkey

Ask for one's opinion knowing that it may be terse or unfavorable.

Bob: What do you think about Obama?
Ed: Do you really want to poke the monkey....

by IndianaGuy June 19, 2016

un-monkey

Is the action of removing a monkey from something, someone or somewhere by any methods such as burning, cuting or using un-monkey magic.

Fuck it *un-monkeys your ball*

by morewater November 4, 2021

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012