Ur mom

Ur mom is used as a way to duscribe how you are a petty dumbass whiney bitch. Suck it loser.

I FUCKED UR MOM YOU PUSSY!

by Thatrandomgirl80 December 17, 2021

Your mom

YoUr mOm G4Y

YOUR MOM FUCKING GAY

by BIGBOI ;) February 4, 2019

Ur mom

When someone dumb af and asks you some stupid question just say “ur mom”

Dude1: that was good!

Dude2: ur mom was good

Dude1: what show you want to watch?

Dude2: ur mom

Dude1: *shows up*

Dude2: I still owe ur mom 20$ for last night

by Lil_popercorn March 13, 2019

Yur Mom

The subject of all jokes. People always randomly shout it.

"Care for a spot of tea, madam?" asked the gentleman politely.
"YUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" answered the YUR MOM.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019

Dab moms

Moms that go to yoga, Starbucks, wear lulu lemon everymorning. They feed their kids only organic non gmo fair trade stuff they found on Pinterest. They usually wear clothes that are white. Dab moms live on white pants 24/7. They feed themselves these weird vegan diets at whole foods

Person Check her out
Person 2 she seems like a dab moms

by dgddhfdsmcfkhn March 31, 2016

Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.

I smash your mom

by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019

Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018