Michael

Big cock animal living under ur bed

Good night don’t let Michael bite

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of gender, they all eventually begin to physically resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing the Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael

BUDDYS GOT THE FATTEST COCK OF THE CENTURY BRO ON GOD
DUDE A FUCK NIGGA BRO HE A LEGEND
TALL ASS MFS BRO FAT COCK

Girl 1: Damn, this guys got a big dick...
Girl 2: Must be a Michael!
Guy 1:Fuck that nigga michael

by ralph3988 September 19, 2022

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023

Michael

A fat croissant-looking piece of shit

Look over there, it’s Michael

by Certified Author May 6, 2025

Michael

Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.

It's a Michael!

by TheSuperManuwof May 10, 2023