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mexican tea bag

The act of dipping one's balls into salsa, preferably spicy, and then placing said balls on an unsuspecting forehead
Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode
by PhiChi1017 December 3, 2010
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Mexican Air-Guitar

The activity of landscapers(typically of the Latino persuasion) swinging their leaf blowers and weed-wackers around during spring cleanup time in the Northeast USA.
"I can't even hear myself think! Those landscapers next-door playing Mexican Air-Guitar are annoying the shit out of me with that noise!"
by Neontom March 14, 2009
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Mexican Candy Flip

When One Consumes Xanax Sticks, LSD, And Ecstasy.
Juan: hey Carlos you gunna Mexican Candy flip holmes?

Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?

Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.

Carlos: Your a douche

Juan: thats not what your sister said last night

Carlos: *pulls out gun*

RIP JUAN.
by lil'azid November 17, 2009
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Mexican Jew fro

a wild, unkempt mane of pubic hair.
Bobby needs to shave his Mexican Jew fro.
by Matthew Jakiel March 29, 2008
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Mexican Ass Fountain

Initial steady stream of shit disbursed through the anus ( usually accompanying sever anal burning) whilst on the toilet after a hefty meal of Mexican food.
"I was so sick after I ate five tacos at that Mexican restaurant, talk about a Mexican Ass Fountain!
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Mexican brake pedal

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.
Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!
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mexican bob sled

Wedging a poop covered penis in between a butt crack and sliding it back and forth, which leaves a little poop trail behind.
The other night I performed a mexican bob sled on some chick's behind. Awkward, to be sure, and she won't shit right for a week.
by Wookiestick1 September 18, 2011
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