Mari

Mari is a victim of stairs

Person 1: What's your opinion on the name Mari?
Omori fan: Stairs.
Person 1: Wut?
Omori fan: S T A I R S

by Yourlocaltransboii August 11, 2022

Anna Marie Lischka

The best person ever.

Hi Anna Marie Lischka!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] August 21, 2022

Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

Mary roach

absolute queen

Mary Roach is the queen of all queens

by Sussyqueennaith September 1, 2022

Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!

Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!

by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022

Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!

Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!

by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022

Mary Leamon

The kindest and most caring girl out there. She is always looking out for her friends and wants the best for everyone! She donates millions of dollars to countless charities every year. D1 rower and top Saint Joseph Academy athlete. THE JUICE AIN'T WORTH THE SQUEEZE IF THE JUICE DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!

Person 1: You're so smart, like Mary Leamon!
Person 2: No way! That's the best compliment ever!

by anonymous October 25, 2022