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Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson
by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019
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saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out
saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in
by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024
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Jake

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.
by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019
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jake rawle

THE LAD WITH THE LARGEST MAN TOOL KNOWN TO MAN
OH YOU KNOW THAT JAKE RAWLE, HIS MAN TOOL IS HUGE
by SPAFFY DRIBBLE November 22, 2017
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jake pail

Vote for Jake Pail in the next upcoming 2016 election!
by zaddbruh January 15, 2022
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jake

my bestie ever
best bf you can ever have
he's the most kind hearted boy ever
I love him so much
he is so fit
yes he's a jake
by sarah69horsecock November 2, 2021
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Jake

To shit one's pants.
by Jdorth July 23, 2022
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