I'm wet

When you really think about it the action of being wet is always happening so if somebody say's "I'm wet" tell them YEA WE ARE ALL WET WE'RE MADE OUT OF 70% WATER

They fr just said "I'm wet" that doesn't even make any sense

by FoxxyTheFox01 January 4, 2024

I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023

I'm a meme

Used to make fun of yourself in a playfull manner, or to make the conversation your having less awkward

"Haha- I'm a meme, right?"

by Winter is the best season June 30, 2020

I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*

by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014

I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle is where you're in a difficult situation where you can't pick between multiple things and find yourself in an awkward situation

I can't decide whether or not I want to go to the pool or stay in and sleep; I'm in a pickle!

by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025

I'm game

As in I'm likely to do that, might be fun; often references challenges to keep up in drinking games.

"Hey, let's do Irish Car Bombs!" "Sure, I'm game."

by LizzZ April 29, 2004

your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy

your the baby I'm the daddy

by JayBucks July 21, 2024