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Theory of Human Malandragem

A universal framework proposing that malandragem—cunning, strategic rule-bending, clever evasion—is a fundamental human capacity, found in all cultures and contexts. Human Malandragem theory asks: Why do humans everywhere develop strategies of cunning? Is it a response to rigid systems, or something deeper? How does malandragem relate to intelligence, to creativity, to survival? The theory suggests that being malandro is part of being human—that our species survives by being clever, not just strong.
Theory of Human Malandragem "Every culture has its word for it: jeitinho, savoir-faire, street smarts, wit. Human Malandragem theory says it's universal—a human capacity for cunning that emerges wherever there are rules to bend. The question isn't whether humans are malandros; it's what we do with our cleverness."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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AI Applied to Human Sciences

The integration of artificial intelligence into the humanities disciplines like history, philosophy, literature, and art criticism. AI tools can now reconstruct damaged historical texts, analyze stylistic patterns across a corpus of literature to identify influences, or generate philosophical arguments for critique. It's both a blessing and a crisis for the humanities: a powerful new method of inquiry that also challenges the very definition of human creativity and interpretation.
Example: "The Shakespeare scholar used AI to prove the authorship question once and for all—a perfect example of AI applied to human sciences, and the English department hasn't forgiven him for it."
by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026
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worst types of humans

these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}
some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”

PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)

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by I like penguinssss November 15, 2024
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Freak Without a Human Heart

A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.
"N?! He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart!"
by anonymous January 2, 2025
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an actual good human being

Lily Loud is the genuinely REAL definition of an actual good human being, as well as Wilbur Wilson.
by Jurgen Sebastian (stupid bitch February 7, 2025
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!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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waste of human breath

When someone is useless to a degree that the air they breathe is considered to be going to waste

It’s an exaggerated insult meant as sarcasm for someone or group of people screwing something up which is extremely simple and in million years you don’t expect anyone to screw it so using this phrase you are questioning them consuming the air in the atmosphere
He was asked to bring a cake to the party and he showed up with a 5 cupcakes, it is such a waste of human breath

She literally burnt eggs while boiling them, she is a waste of human breath

They were to take a family picture where they seemed normal and after 30 attempts they couldn’t it, they are just waste of human breath
by time-is-sarcastic May 12, 2025
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