Skip to main content

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.
when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.
by jb.cabb May 30, 2024
mugGet the butter my horse mug.

Plunge horse

A horse at long odds who receives the predominant amount of market money at a late stage in betting and thus ‘plunges’ the price into favouritism or near favouritism.
How many fucking times does your plunge horses have to get rolled before people wake up and realise your a fucking dud!!
by Big_jim420 February 10, 2024
mugGet the Plunge horse mug.

dingle-horse

you call that idiot a dingle horse as he cannot do anything that the person has asked to do
i can't lie, ur gyal is a dingle-horse
by waterpipesock February 16, 2024
mugGet the dingle-horse mug.

A four horse day

A four horse day could mean a couple things, depending on who is speaking.

For example, it could mean:
"It's a very busy day at work"
Or
"It's nice to have so much free time to ride my horses"

A popular saying in the 20's, it had disappeared for several decades but has been making a comeback in recent years.
I can come out for one more, but I've got a four horse day tomorrow so I want to hit the hay before too late.

Man, I've been working so hard lately, can't wait for Sunday, it'll be a real four horse day!
by AmateurJuggler February 18, 2024
mugGet the A four horse day mug.

horse

by i love joshua dale thomason February 22, 2024
mugGet the horse mug.

wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.
"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"
by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024
mugGet the wooden horse torture mug.

Horses

One of the worst domestic animals to exist. Donkeys are way better 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏
Hee haw - Doneky
Im fat and lazy - horses
by dhar woman February 28, 2024
mugGet the Horses mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email